turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

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soselfimportant:

Daft Punk - Get Lucky

I really love making chiptune versions of pop songs

adorable track art by Amanda

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febricant:

aeyelaeyen:

Let me just be straight up and say that this is the tightest shit my ears have ever had the pleasure to experience.

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My original music: Facebook / Bandcamp

More mash ups: music tag

What’s that? I have to reblog every Kesha mashup ever?

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Koujaku: “…Don’t laugh, dammit.”
Aoba: “Sorry, sorry, but…”

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yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

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professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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bloodsoakedleather:

saintkitten:

so you guys should definitely watch patrick stewart and ian mckellen play the newlywed game and take it very, very seriously and do very, very badly

They both seem far more impressed with each others answers than they do with their own. They know each other better than they know themselves.

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dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

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